On the outside, Neil Young gets to pretend that his spat with Spotify is righteous; that he’s got the moral high ground. True or not, that’s where he is to liberals.
Unfortunately for them, their new hero isn’t doing it for anything but the money. According to Neil’s former broker, he’s in Big Pharma’s pocket.
“Neil has always been heavily vested in drug companies,” said the broker, who asked to remain anonymous, “He made a killing off of AIDS. Nobody seems to want to talk about that.”
Young is reported to have more than $40 million in stock at Pfizer, and has done commercials for their products on several occasions. Who can forget “Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World” in the background as an aging musician and his band play a wedding, all thanks to Humira?
As for his stance on Spotify, the broker says it’s all smoke and mirrors. “Neil also has big money in Amazon’s Alexa service, so this is just good business. Alexa…cancel Joe Rogan.”
Rogan’s stance has remained the same throughout the whole thing. He does a podcast that is intended to be shocking and offers a bunch of nonsense to the general public. He’s managed to gain 10-15 million listeners per episode.
Now, since the V-word is big on his list, he’s also a right-wing hero, which means his audience will grow as more uneducated rubes discover that he says things they agree with a lot.
America needs Joe Rogan, patriots. Otherwise, the news cycle would be full of news.
