Without offering a reason, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi traveled to Las Vegas with her lawyer and had her 11-year marriage to her 3rd husband, Paul Pelosi, annulled like it never happened. Congressional spokesman Joe Barron told reporters outside the Gorgonzola Cafe in London’s Mulberry Square that the couple had some troubles recently, and that the attack that landed Mr. Pelosi in the hospital had driven a deep and unrelenting wedge between them.
Nobody will say exactly why they don’t see eye to eye on what should be a clear-cut case of being mad at a guy for trying to kill a ranking member of Congress and third in line for the presidency. Some believe it’s a simple matter og two people growing apart, while others believe lizardwoman Chinese spy lady and the absurd reports of some gay lover’s quarrel between Mr. Pelosi and his assailant.
In reality, that guy is a mega MAGA meatwhistle who needs to remember his Tea Party roots. We don’t do that crap, patriots. We complain that they’re gonna do it to us. Has nobody been paying attention? The time for violent uprising nonsense ended like 250 years ago or something. Get over it.
God bless America.
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