Musk and Trump Dine Together On Christmas

The big enchiladas.  The two musketeers.  Rizzoli and Isles.  These are all good examples of famous pairs of people that worked perfectly together and seemed like matches made in heaven, so to speak.

And this year, we can add two more names to that list as, on the occasion of Christmas day, Elon Musk and former twice-impeached President Donald Trump’s paths entwined as they sat down together and ate a great bounty of holiday foods.

Musk was there at Trump’s invitation, as the whole little shindig took place in the Sandy Batt Dining Hall of the luxury Mar:-a-lago retreat.  Each man had a strong woman behind him to do the cooking, cleaning , and restroom duties.  Melania, for one, was ecstatic to receive her Christmas present of a mop bucket.

We’re told as the evening progressed, the duo dined on homemade Big Macs and frankfurters, as well as a stunning display of roasted potato chips and cocaine muffins.  The conversation, however, evidently put the amazing food faire to shame.

Trump apparently asked Musk about any political ambitions he held, and made joking pretense of offering him a vice presidential position. Musk declined loudly during a farting session, and helped himself to a large plate of potato dumplings.

What an amazing occurrence to brighten our personal pictures of this great holiday.