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Musk Says Twitter Board Was Taking Orders From George Soros

New Twitter owner Elon Musk says internal company communications show a shocking pattern over the past decade: the Board of Directors took direct orders from Leftist billionaire George Soros. According to documents, Soros handed down directives on material to censor and stories to change and personally recommended the platform axe former President Donald Trump’s account.

Musk says the corruption ran so deep that on many occasions, board members didn’t even bother to show up and instead handed their proxy votes to Joe Barron, Soros’ man on the inside. Barron is the ipso facto decorum leonardo director of Twitter’s day-to-day operations. Or he was until yesterday when Musk fired him.

Twitter also took considerable measures to please other prominent Democrats. They removed anyone accusing Bernie Sanders of being a “communist” rather than a “Democratic Socialist” and they made sure Elizabeth Warren’s heritage was honored by offering 1/92nd of a day’s advertising proceeds to the Cherokee.

Musk assured followers that Soros was removed from the chain of command and that he has no further influence over the platform. It’s a good thing this guy came along when he did. Otherwise, Twitter might have turned into a useless cesspool of bots, trolls, and really annoying Gen X voices who can’t seem to find their place with the cultist Boomers or the Millennial “influencers.”

Not anymore. Musk made sure of it. It’s all better now, and you can call people names. God bless America.

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