Mel Gibson Confirms Rumors of a “Non-Woke” Movie Studio: “You Can Take That to the Bank”

“Mad Max”s own Mel Gibson is back, according to industry insiders, and is confirming rumors that we’ve already heard, about a brand new movie studio, spearheaded by none other than Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood.

The studio, Gibson says, will “be a grand new gesture and spacious new home for actors and actresses who have a better sense of reality and modern realistic thinking”. In other words, “non-woke”.

The beleaguered actor has himself, become a bit of a pariah fairly recently, thanks to a drunken rant that made the news everywhere, featuring a long public diatribe on the Jewish ownership of most of Hollywood’s studios and productions.  While we’re aware that it’s very much mostly true, it did effectively tank his successful career for the better part of two decades.

Gibson explained to investigator Sanders Batt, effectively doubling down on his anti-Semitism.

“The Jews, yeah, they really pulled one over on me, sport.  I lost a whole ‘Fast and Furious’ deal, that new ‘Mad Max’ flick that sucked without me, right?  And even those ‘Expendables’ movies.  Can you imagine not being invited to be in one of those pieces of shit?”

The new studio, tentatively titled “No Heebs, Spics, or Negroes” Productions aims to be a safe place for actors like Gibson, who were cancelled by liberal overreach and harmless joking around.

“It’s going to be huge and successful,” Gibson opined while halfway through a vegemite sandwich.  “It’s just what woke ass Hollywood needed.”