The Hambriston Texas Country Jamboree has seen its fair share of big moments over the years—legendary performances, rowdy crowds, and at least one fistfight over a Toby Keith tribute band. But this year, it made history for something even more entertaining: Marjorie Taylor Greene getting sent to the ER.

The Georgia congresswoman took the main stage between sets, presumably to talk about how much she loves America and how much she hates facts. But instead of sticking to the usual patriotic buzzwords, she went all in on Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (D-TX).

“You wanna talk about un-American? Let’s talk about Jasmine Crockett!” Greene shouted, waving her arms wildly like a rodeo clown who had just seen a ghost. “This woman insults good, hard-working leaders like Governor Greg Abbott, and y’all just let her?”

The crowd cheered because, well, they were already three beers deep and cheering is just what you do at country festivals. Greene, emboldened, puffed up her chest like a rooster in a CrossFit gym.

“I challenge Jasmine Crockett to come up here and say that stuff to my face!” Greene bellowed. “She won’t, because she’s a coward!”

Now, if this were any other political stunt, that would have been the end of it. But unfortunately for Marge, Jasmine Crockett was already at the festival.

Moments later, Crockett appeared. And not just appeared—she stormed the stage like Stone Cold Steve Austin entering the Royal Rumble. Before Greene could even process what was happening, Crockett was in her face.

Words were exchanged.

The crowd fell silent.

Then, BOOM.

One clean shot. Marjorie Taylor Greene hit the dirt like a sack of conspiracy theories. EMTs rushed in as the audience erupted into cheers.

She was transported to Hambriston General Hospital with what doctors described as a “severely bruised ego” and a broken nose. Sources say she’s already planning a congressional inquiry into whether Jasmine Crockett’s fists are “antifa-trained.”

As for Crockett, she simply walked offstage, grabbed a turkey leg, and enjoyed the rest of the festival.

God Bless America.