Up until now, Senator Marco Rubio was a loyal supporter of former President Trump, despite being constantly badgered by the commander in chief, labelled with the childish nickname “Little Marco”, and summarily embarrassed on a daily basis. Today came the news that the lawmaker, frustrated with the process of attempting to defend Trump from his criminal activity during his failed term, has reached his breaking point.
Rubio spoke with Sandra Batt of the Washington Journal of Queefblasting yesterday on the way out of the ongoing impeachment trial of the overweight laughing stock, and admitted that he was fed up and taking off the Trump beer goggles.
“I’ve looked the other way for a long time, just like the rest of my contemporary Republican allies in the Senate and Congress because Donald Trump has a lot of supporters, even as idiotic as they may be. It’s numbers. But at some point, my conscience can’t stand pandering to this career criminal any longer. He’s a terrible human being, a terrible leader, and the biggest mistake the country has ever made.”
“I know his following of psychotic imbeciles will call me a ‘Rino’ and spell it wrong. They turn on anyone critiquing their cult Blumpkin in a second. So be it. I’d rather represent actual truth and justice than pander to violent and shit-brained old racist pissants.”
Rubio represents Florida, a state that may give him trouble for this decision. The national collection of America’s elderly golf-cart pilots and horse diddlers went for Trump in the last two elections. It also boasts a Republican governor, Ron DeSantis, who is nearly as incompetent and batshit stupid as the Donald himself.
Well, it looks like Donald Trump won’t have Little Marco to kick around anymore. I guess Rubio wants to have a future free of guilt. If this pattern continues, there just might be a future for the GOP at some point in the next century.
