Cheyenne, WY – In a dramatic turn of events, former Congresswoman Liz Cheney has been summoned to a Wyoming court to answer shocking allegations of fraud and disloyalty to the crown—a legal precedent not seen since the Great Wyoming Monarchy was established in… well, never.
Local authorities, dressed in coonskin caps and cowboy robes, have accused Cheney of “betraying the sacred traditions of the realm” by failing to demonstrate unwavering fealty to the modern conservative throne. According to court documents, she stands accused of “heresy against the Supreme Order of MAGA” and, more specifically, “uttering blasphemies against the rightful sovereign, Donald J. Trump.”
“Wyoming operates under a simple set of rules,” said presiding Judge Buford McGraw III, who wore a golden MAGA-branded gavel holster. “We don’t take kindly to them that question the king, refuse the royal decrees, or say bad things on Fox News.”
In her defense, Cheney insisted she was merely acting on principle when she voted for Trump’s impeachment and later embarked on a doomed quest to “restore democracy.” But prosecutors claim her actions amount to high treason, including “aiding and abetting democracy enthusiasts” and “conspiring to bring nuance into political discussions.”
If convicted, Cheney could face the harshest punishment known in Wyoming politics: banishment from every cowboy bar and a lifetime ban on Yellowstone box sets.
As the trial looms, some wonder if Cheney will flee into exile or stand trial and risk becoming the Joan of Arc of neoconservatives. Regardless, one thing is clear: in today’s Wyoming, loyalty isn’t just expected—it’s legally enforceable.
