A landmark ruling was passed by the Supreme Court that mandates that each individual state must fund religious education with public money. There was much rejoicing among Conservative Christians.
Sadly, the blasphemous liberals immediately seized upon this ruling and demanded that their states pay for their children’s schooling at local Satanic Temples. Area heathen Sandy Batt was one of these devil-worshipping parents who wants to create literal hell on Earth.
“Satanists don’t actually believe in Satan or any kind of devil. In fact, they are better at following Christian principles than most Christians, who are intolerant domineering hypocrites. The Satanic Temple teaches their seven tenets as the core values of their schools.
Honestly, if all of humanity followed these tenets, the world would be a much better place than it is now.”
These are the seven tenets of the Satanic Temple. Sheer madness! All of them!
I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.
V Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.
VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
This is a Christian nation and we would sooner act Christian than to ever accept these tenets as the foundation of our society or children’s education! Though just barely.
Write your Congressman and tell them that you demand that your public school dollars only go to fund exactly what you believe in and nothing else!
Hello. I am Joe Biden. I once accidentally put a pentagram as a ceiling pattern, a demon appeared out of it, but he then fell off the ceiling and died. That makes me now Joe Biden, demon slayer.