Kelsey Grammar and Woody Harrelson will Re-unite for “A Night of Un-Woke Comedy” at the Grand Ole Opry

Remember “Cheers?” It was the Boston bar on television that was damn proud that “Everybody knows your name”. Cliff Calvin, Karla, Sam and Diane, the whole gang was there for you like clockwork every Thursday night, back in the day.

And now two veterans of the drink slinging establishment are back together and ready to rumble in your laugh hole.  Woody Harrelson, who played the bartender Woody, and Kelsey Grammar, aka Frasier Crane, are teaming up for a comedy show like no other.

“We’ve seen all the wokeness invading our Entertainment,” Grammar told us, “So we’ve partnered up to bring America a show where they can laugh with no guilt and no problems.”

Classic venue just ripe for Satire articles, th Grand Ol’ Opry agrees.  Sandra Batt, head of the Opry’s department of delight has booked the pair for a few shows in June and July, possibly with return engagements, if need demands.

“I demand some weed,” Harrelson commented.  “That’s really why I’m doing this.  Weed money.  I love getting high.  I’m high right now poopsie.”

The shows will be priced lower than normal for the Opry, with tickets starting at only $495 in the nosebleed section.  That’s small potatoes for the average retired Trumptard with a Cadillac and an oxygen machine.

“It’s going to be fantastic, so hurry up before they sell out,” Dr. Crane added.  “Doctor’s orders!”