The wonderfully talented Kayleigh McEnany will be strutting her stuff on the hit show, “Dancing With The Stars” Christmas special 2020.
The TV show is always earmarked for people who was once one of the best people of POTUS’s administration. But, Kayleigh is breaking with tradition this time, the new doyenne of Trump’s press pool told us.
“I was always an avid dancer at my privately tutored school I was enrolled at. My mom said, ‘If you don’t amount to anything, you can always become a dancer at Spearmint Rhino.’
But, as luck would have it, I was asked, first by god, then by are POTUS to come and join in and make the liberals cry at the press pool. I really couldn’t pass up the chance of a lifetime and I was told to start straight away!
Sarah Huckaby smelled of cats and stale urine. However, we didn’t say anything about that, she gets very aggressive and starts clutching her lead lined purse and threatens to throw it at you, eww!”
The last person from Trump’s administration to go on dancing with the stars was, Sean Spicer (who was also POTUS’s press secretary) and was a lot better at spinning the figures for Trump, than he was on his spins on the show!
Sean has now gone on to better things and is now a CEO of his own website called SPICIER THAN THE SPICE GIRLS. A website to tell you what ol’Spicey has been getting up to.
The show’s producers at dancing with the stars were at first, reluctant at the time of casting as to whom was to go in front of the audience, until are President told them their ratings weren’t as good as the apprentice and they would get worse, if they didn’t employ McEnany, or there would be bigly trouble if they didn’t.
Our President always gets what he wants and gets what he wants from the people being pressured by him. We will see Kayleigh doing the banana dance made famous by the burlesque dancer, Josephine Baker. No expense has been paid on the banana dress to boot! Made entirely out of, hot dogs painted yellow.
We have also been given an exclusive about Kayleigh’s dance partner, who is the Russian seven-time dying fly, American smooth and pogo world champion, Serge Rippabollokov.
His undying love for our president will make this a match made in heaven and probably a permanent residence green card and genius citizenship.
Serge is also a member of Putin’s FSB department, so Ms. McEnany and Serge will have lots to talk about. This show will truly be twenty-first century glasnost in the making!
