You heard it here first, patriots. We managed to track down Kamala Harris’ Berkeley Law professor, and he told us that she was one of his worst students ever.
“She was awful,” said Professor Sandy Jerdusky, “I hired her to write my appeal and died in prison.”
We contacted the Harris/Walz campaign and learned that the Vice President went to Howard and UC Law San Fran and not Berkeley, which brought the credibility of our source into question. It isn’t easy to track him down and get corroborating evidence, but only because we made him up.
Once we’ve made progress on that front we’ll bring you the updated story. Until we have confirmation from more than 1,000 people that this isn’t true, we’ll probably leave it up.
As for the inspiration for the story, I think we all know. This was a thing an actual professor from the Wharton School of Business said about Culty McPoopinpants.
We weren’t able to track him down, because he’s dead, but the quote is pretty well public knowledge at this point, which makes everything about potatoes falling hook, line, and sinker for clickbait garbage like this all the more satisfying.
Follow us for more exciting news we made up just for you, patriots, and God Bless America.
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