Sources close to supposed president-elect Joe Biden have confirmed today what his first act after taking the oath of office will be. In stark contrast to President Trump, who enacted sweeping health and economic reforms to help millions of Americans, Joe Biden has chosen to make his first act self-serving.
He will pardon his son, Hunter Biden.
The crimes committed by Hunter Biden over the years are as storied and diverse as President Trump’s cabinet. From back alley narcotics to illegally peddling influence in Ukraine, Hunter’s penchant for breaking the law seems to have no bounds.
As far back as elementary school, he was caught loansharking, lending kids of poorer races milk money at astoundingly high-interest rates.
During the campaign, Biden was asked if pardoning his son was something he’d consider should he become President.
While he never gave a direct answer, he did say, “People deserve a second chance. I mean, this isn’t the first time I’ve run for President. It’s not even the second! It’s actually my third attempt.”
It should be noted here that Donald Trump won on his first attempt.
Regarding Ukraine, Hunter Biden’s transgressions also affected people there who are struggling to get by in what is often a conflicted and corrupt country. The Ukrainian elite sees no wrongdoing, many of them having benefitted from Biden’s dealings.
However, the average Ukrainian citizen would prefer him to be exiled to Chernobyl, as has become custom there for people convicted of similar crimes.
Pardoning Hunter Biden will easily be the most despicable actions taken by any President. Even Nixon’s fall from glory will pale in comparison to the shame Joe Biden will bring upon the office.
Bill Clinton received a blowjob in the Oval Office and was impeached. Hunter Biden most likely gave a blowjob in the restroom at Sambo’s Tavern off highway 9 in Leipsic, Delaware for crack money. Should he not receive a similar fate?
The irony in all this is that in issuing this pardon, Joe Biden will effectively be admitting to Hunter’s guilt.
