Jane Fonda Pays the Price for Bashing Elon Musk on Twitter

Elon Musk is no dummy.  Buying the entirety of Twitter for the sole purpose of highlighting the importance of the first amendment is crucial to American sovereignity.  It’s also pretty helpful in dredging up past sinister connotations about government overreach.

With that first sentence ensured to confuse and befuddle conservatives, it’s time for the second.  Jane Fonda, whom many antique patriots will remember as “Hanoi Jane” took to the platform this last week to excoriate the former billionaire.

Excoriate is a word meaning “to bash,” taters.

Fonda’s comments brought out a huge number of liberal fans, as well as Sandy Batt, a grape washer from Queefsburgh, California, who appeared on Fox News for her fifteen minutes.

“Fonda has a lot to be thankful and embarrassed for, whatever that means.  She should really watch her step with Musk.  He sues everyone.  He’s gonna sue her.  Mark my words.  He will sue the pants off of her like Kathy Griffin.”

Whether her pants were off or on, Fonda continued her tweeting, seemingly unafraid of losing her vast “Grace and Frankie” fortune.

Try it indeed, Jane.  You’d better watch out, or you’ll be making your workout videos in the coat room of a 24 hour fitness.  Proper.