Many concerned conservatives and libertarians have accused the public school system for decades of being a mechanism for liberal and left wing indoctrination. Now, thanks to the newest edition of The History of the United States distributed by Big Queef Press in Reynolds, California, a lot more people have taken notice. And they’re not happy.
According to Joe Barron, Focus on the Family’s Head of Finding Things to Bitch About, the textbook’s freshly minted 2021 update covers the Trump Presidency in what can only be considered biased and sickening terms.
“First of all, President Trump is introduced as the ‘worst American leader of all time’, which has not yet been determined by 100% of all historians. I know that at least 3 are left who are on sabbatical.
The covid-19 virus is referred to as the ‘Trump Plague’ simply because of Mr. Trump’s incompetence in allowing it to spread out of control. There are far too many passages concentrating on his dumbest tweets and most racist comments. It’s slanted, and that doesn’t belong in our educational system.”
At this time, the manufacturer and CEO of the publishing company, John Guluv, has laughed off the criticism, remarking that : “These feeble trumptwats are exactly the kinds of morons who need to head back to school and at least try to pick up a book.”
Big Queef is also the company behind textbooks such as : “Common Core – 2+2 = Obama!”, “Chemistry 101 – Southern Methamphetamine Edition”, and “If He’s a Car Thief, How Come He Couldn’t Hotwire a Car In the Hotel Parking Lot?” That last one was actually a comprehensive 400-page critique of the 2000 cinematic flop “Reindeer Games”, starring Ben Affleck.
A Senate subcommittee headed by batshit insane Jew laser enthusiast Marjorie Taylor Greene will convene next week to determine if any action needs to be taken against the government contracted bookseller. Let’s hope she doesn’t get beamed up to the mothership on the way to the meeting.
