Well, patriots, this is just disgusting. According to our sources, Ilhan Omar, the Congresswoman from Minnesota who can’t take a harmless joke, assaulted Lauren Boebert in a private House of Representatives ladies’ room.
The source, a friend of America’s Last Line of Defense who may or may not have seen the incident personally, says the two entered the bathroom at different times, and when they met face to face, things went poorly:
Boebert was already there when Omar walked in. They exchanged a few words and the next thing you know, wham. The ‘peaceful’ Islamic Congresswoman hauled off and punched her in the neck.”
Unfortunately, there were no credible witnesses, and nobody wants to believe that a white woman was assaulted by a person of color, especially if they belong to the wrong religion.
According to Omar, she walked into the bathroom, saw Boebert out of the corner of her eye, and that was the end of it:
“Just like the lie she told about confronting me and joking about my faith to my face, she’s lying about this, too. The adorable little thing scurried off like a field mouse looking for a warm place to hide from her enemies for the winter.
“Bless her heart. Hips like an 8-year-old boy”
The Republican caucus has demanded that Nancy Pelosi take action against Omar, to which she replied, “get bent.”
I guess that’s just how liberals roll, patriots.
God bless America.
