In a secret election coinciding with the US midterms, the Global Cabal elected Barack Hussein Obama as its Supreme Leader. The position is for life or until he retires willingly.
The last leader, George H.W. Bush, died more than two years ago, but it takes a while to get the ballots to the members around the world. Each has to be verified with ID, a thumbprint, and a DNA sample. There are 411 secret members.
According to our source inside the ceremony, the ballots were dipped in green tea and eaten by a goat after they were entered into an official supercomputer that transmitted the results via satellite simultaneously. Obama won nearly unanimously, with only 6 people voting for Alex Jones.
Obama will likely rule with an iron fist, so we can all expect to hear about mass corruption and all sorts of other bad things as the organization continues its infestation of American society.
