The Flintstones is one of the most iconic television shows in history. The first animated show to make it to primetime, The Flintstones blazed a trail followed by greats like The Simpsons, Futurama, and Family Guy.
They made a movie about it starring legendary actors John Goodman and that other guy. It was a fabulous live-action take on an American classic.
The left, unfortunately, has decided to destroy The Flintstones even worse than it did the Little Mermaid. Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble will be gay “friends” who feel like they have to get married to appease the “old-fashioned world” they live in. Luckily, they find Wilma and Betty, a steamy ginger and her brunette lover, who agree to unions of convenience so the four can enjoy a sordid life of drugs and perversion.
Sounds just like the original doesn’t it?
The actors are little-known stagehands who have the look and got lucky, but not to worry. In order to appease everyone, the cavemen will only grunt, and an occasional thought bubble will appear with Morgan Freeman inside for brief narration where necessary.
Filming is set to begin in the caverns beneath San Fransisco sometime in the near future. The series is being produced by the dude who did Brokeback Mountain, because that’s about as close to stereotypical as possible.
God bless America.
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