AOC’s New Bill Makes Spanish Official U.S. Language

Cuanto cuesta una nueva pais?  “How much for a new country?”  If that sounds foreign and scary odd to you, white guy, then you’re behind what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of her liberal goon squad want for the future of the country.

The Little Latin Lumpia, just yesterday, authored and proposed Senate bill Sp-5150, a three-page bill that will declare Spanish to be an official homegrown written, spoken, and understood language of the United States of America.  If you’re disturbed by This, you’re not alone.  Or, if you’re a Trumper, “your not a loan.”

Senate representitive from North Virginia Sandy Batt says this is an obvious ploy to pander to illegal aliens and will encourage even more border crossings and possibly some sort of jalepeno burger at McDonald’s.

“The United States does not recognize any language as the official one of the country.  No, not even English, Trumptards.  And now this puta wants to inject this into our zeitgeist?  I call mierda del toro.”

Despite rampant Republican opposition, the bill stands a good chance of passing just before the midterm elections, which is undoubtedly the representitive’s goal.  She spoke a brief statement about it yesterday at the Washington Nail Salon and Basketball Inflation store.

“Um, I really hope this bill passes and conservatives all have heart attacks.  Okay?  I’ll buy each and every one a taco con orino for their like, trouble.   Adios!”