Elon Musk is changing the face of Twitter. He’s advocating for free speech and allowing people to prove they’re real for only $8 per month. Now, he wants former President Donald Trump to come back to the platform, but he has one small condition.
“He has to admit he lost the 2020 election,” said Musk to the new board at Twitter. “There can be no ifs and or buts about it. He must do the right thing.” Musk then called Nancy Pelosi and President Joe Biden to inform them that he had ordered Trump to tell the truth, which should happen any minute now.
Pelosi expressed concerns that Trump may not comply. According to an aide close to the Speaker when she heard, she “burst into hysterical laughter just before tearing into a Slim Jim with her teeth.”
Russian President Vladimir Putin believes the whole thing will eventually be very good for his country, which makes many Trump supporters happy, but they can’t seem to figure out why. Back at home, former Maine Governor Paul Lepage says current Governor Janet Mills is singlehandedly responsible for high home heating oil prices because of solar power.
None of it makes sense, Patriots. Trump needs to admit he lost and come make Twitter sane again.
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