Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has directed his state’s Attorney General Joe Barron to bring formal charges against Dr. Anthony Fauci.
The charges stem from the 2020 pandemic, which DeSantis says could have been avoided completely had Fauci been honest:
“Everyone knows he started the whole thing with his Wuhan gain of function testing,” said DeSantis’ spokesman, Joe Barron, “Then he lied to us about masks and mandated deadly vaccines.”
None of the administration’s claims are in any way true, but they do fall in line with the right-wing’s culty claims that Fauci went from being a lifelong public servant to a supervillain out to harm people for…some reason.
We wanted to send someone to Florida to investigate, but we didn’t have any white males between the ages of 18 and 45 available and felt it was a bad idea to send a DEI hire in their place.
As soon as there’s some kind of actual evidence against the guy, he’ll probably remain free, which is just unheard of. If you listen to the rantings of the common Potatriotâ„¢, he belongs to have all of his assets seized before being sent to GITMO to live with the 911 terrorists, because that’s how bad he is. It’s fairly ridiculous.
You do you, America.