New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio has lost his ever-loving mind. He has ordered the City Magistrate to fine Fox News $1.2 million for the Christmas tree that Antifa set on fire and blamed on a homeless man.
According to our source inside One City Center, DeBlasio has been hopping around all day like a giddy little child and bragging that he really took it to “those turds at Fox.”
Here’s a newsflash, Bill. Conservatives have already started raising money to pay the fine so Rupert Murdoch can keep more of his money and create more jobs.
DeBlasio denied that the move was political at a press conference earlier today, held at Three Seasons Total Car Wash, a subsidiary of Four Seasons Total Landscaping:
“Political? Me? Nope. I had nothing to do with the order that came from my desk. I just signed it. I do that with lots of stuff. Wait until Republican business owners see what happens to their property taxes next year.
You’re not welcome here. That’s the message. Take your hate and go back to the burbs. We have a world to run.”
Was he talking to Fox or was he addressing the “inbreds” as liberals call us? Just because our family trees turn into sticks three or four generations ago doesn’t mean we haven’t overcome the inevitable genetic abnormalities of procreating with first cousins and really cute sisters, patriots. Don’t listen to that nonsense.
God Bless America.
