Poor Lebron. All that money. All that fame. He’s just so big and so tough. And yet, he’s been beaten…by a kid.
Kyle Rittenhouse went on a profanity-laced tirade against the NBA star after LeBron mocked him for crying on the stand as he described what it was like to murder two people. LeBron didn’t like that much, so he filed a restraining order of sorts: a cease and desist.
The order says that Rittenhouse isn’t allowed to attack James either publicly or privately, under penalty of criminal charges for obstruction and assault.
So…poor King James had to have his lawyers do his dirty work for him because he knows if he were to confront Kyle in person, he’d probably end up self-defensed.
Kyle’s spokesman, Cynthia Lowhou, says the young man couldn’t care less about LeBron’s little court order:
“Kyle has already been tried and acquitted and can never be tried again. So he knows that if LeBron comes to town, he needs to be ready to provide medical assistance with a full magazine.”
That’s it, Kyle! Show those libs who the boss is here, son! Real Americans have been salivating since the Tea Party days to do what you did, kid. Good for you.
God Bless America.
