With the Vice Presidential Debate just hours away, our investigators have learned that CBS gave the questions to the Walz team so he would be prepared.
“They gave them a complete set of instructions on how to beat JD Vance,” said JD Vance, “We don’t have any proof, but we know they did it.”
Vance showed his copy of what CBS sent to the Walz campaign as proof. It tells Walz exactly when to show up, how long he’ll have to answer questions, and what the timeframe for rebuttals will be. “It’s like they gave him a map.”
Joe Barron, Director of Debate Activities at CBS, admitted the atrocity:
“Well…yeah. We sent that to both campaigns. We figured they might want to know what the format will be so they can prepare.”
SDee that, patriots? They totally admitted it. And while they may not have given them the actual “questions” per se, they gave them everything they need to be prepared, just like the guy said.
“We got our like an hour later than they did,” said Vance, “It’s an unfair advantage and we might have to back out.”
Representatives from the Walz campaign laughed when we contacted them and called Vance a “dumbass chud.”
They have no business being in politics. God Bless America.
