From “Full House” to Hallmark’s “My Daughter’s Dating a Hip-Hopper”, Candace Cameron Bure has had a fascinating and storied career.  But the part of it getting the most attention nowadays is the spiritual part.

Her newest venture with G.A.C., a Christian broadcasting company known for Hallmark Channel fare that mostly includes family-friendly programs and Christmas specials has taken off.  But there is one majorly buried feature that she’s getting raked over the coals for.

1990’s Vixen Video production of “The Ho Ho Ho’s Home”, starring Bure under the sobrique “Honey Muffinz” and 14-inch penis sensation Joe Barron has “popped up” in conversation again, and Bure has leapt to defend it.

“I was very young when I filmed that particular film, and very impressionable, what with Kirk Cameron being my only introduction into the world of love.  Can you imagine?”

“The orgy scene was really fun but exhausting.  At some point, I don’t remember who was in it, and who was just a Dominoes delivery guy.  But it wasn’t all bad at all.  It helps people learn about Santa blumpkins.”

Barron, seen here doing calisthenics under the desk.

The film is making a resurgence after the eight hundred million Fox News reports on Bure, and has already reached number 4 on the porn charts, just behind Melania Trump’s “Squirting Menagerie” and Tim Allen’s “Spider Tool.”

One person who hasn’t seen it is the aforementioned Kirk Cameron.

“I don’t watch anything that might cause a reaction in my sweet straight pants,” he said.  “Would you like some banana literature?”

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