As many in our great nation hurt during these horrible economic times, news of great wealth and lavish lifestyles become more and more off-putting. However, that’s not stopping the Biden White House.

As the hiring frenzy continues, it’s been leaked that the Bidens just hired a personal chef for their two dogs. But that’s not the worst part. They are paying him $150k a year to cook for just their dogs!

Think about how many people are hungry right now. Think of the children going to bed at night with empty stomachs. And here, we have taxpayer money going to pay for the slopping of a couple of dogs.

Sandy Batt spoke to us under the condition of anonymity saying:

“Those dogs get the finest of foods presented to them. Lobster tail, salmon, filet mignon! You name it, those spoiled beasts get it. Herbert, the chef, does a great job keeping a good variety in the dogs’ diet without upsetting their stomachs. We’ve only had a couple of instances of explosive diarrhea on the carpet in the Oval Office. You have to be very careful with dogs not to make sudden changes in their diets or you’ll have that.”

Herbert is thrilled to have a job as the White House Canine Chef. When he first applied for the job, he worried about the new cuisine. He had never cooked dog before. He studied and studied recipes, many from the Asia Pacific islands.

You can imagine his relief when he realized he was cooking FOR the dogs, not cooking THE dogs.

Champ and Major hit the doggo lotto.

Cesar Millan is cautioning the Bidens about spoiling the dogs, however, Biden insists that both are “good bois” who deserve every bacon ball and treaty known to man!

To hell with the starving children, give them dogs some steak!

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