Upon assuming the throne of America, Joe Biden will act swiftly to bring about his agenda of evil. His first move will be to pardon most of the criminals, including his son Hunter, who illegally paved his way to office.
Next, he plans to endorse the most heinous act conceivable by man, abortion, by allowing women to write it off in their taxes.
“What it really comes down to is that it’s a business expense. A women’s body is her business. Maintaining that business should be a tax write off.”
These were the words spoken by the president-elect this week in a speech given at a private donors dinner in San Francisco.
Liberals across the nation are scurrying to schedule abortions before the upcoming tax deadline. Christinith Pelosi, a scheduler for Planned Parenthood, tells us, “Business is booming. This announcement was a real boon for our industry.”
Abortionists themselves, however, are a little worried about the uptake in abortions. An abortion specialist who wanted to remain anonymous said, “We simply don’t have the bed or dumpster space to accommodate this kind of traffic. At this pace, we will soon have to set up triage tents in our parking lots. We may even have to fly in abortionists from other countries.”
Perhaps this is a bizarre form of remorse? After all, the three women currently impregnated by Hunter Biden are eager to get their abortions. Marcia Broflovski, Jan Mauer, and Cindy Brady have already scheduled their abortions for January 21 at the Dover, Delaware branch of Planned Parenthood. This could be looked at as some sort of payoff to them.
This harkens back to the wise words of Road House star Sam Elliott, “If Trump isn’t re-elected, our streets will run red with the blood of infants.”
I wonder if he knew how true his words would come to be?
