President-Elect Joe Biden has announced that one of his first acts as president will be to award actress Jane Fonda the Presidential Medal of Freedom. What an honor for the traitor known as Hanoi Jane!
Stating that “Grace and Frankie” is his favorite series on Netflix, Biden said, “Jane Fonda is an American treasure who has done so much for this country. She invented vibrators for old ladies, for gosh sake! How cool is that? I don’t think that little trip to North Vietnam almost 50 years ago matters anymore. She’s funny and she still looks really good in a leotard. And she’s older than I am!”
He plans to give her the Presidential Medal of Freedom in a ceremony on January 21 — his first full day in office. It’ll have to happen in the afternoon, though, because he will no doubt need to sleep in after the exhausting swearing-in ceremony that ends at 9:30 a.m. on January 20. He’s old, you know, and his stamina isn’t what it used to be.
Biden is going to make it a priority to suck up to Hollywood coastal elite vegan Prius-driving libtards (did I hit every buzzword?) during his administration, and his selection of Jane Fonda — the ex-wife of the founder of CNN — is sure to rile up his opponents.
Joe Barron, a spokesman for the losing Trump campaign, commented about Fonda’s selection, “Biden says he chose Fonda because she can still rock a leotard, but we all know it’s because she’s a closet communist and so is he. That’s the only logical explanation. MAGA Trump 2020.”
Fonda herself was said to be surprised, humbled, and honored to be selected for such a prestigious award. “Other than inventing a vibrator specifically for older women with Lily Tomlin, receiving this award from President Biden will be one of the highlights of my life. PS I’m still sorry about that North Vietnam thing.”
Tune into MSNBC for the ceremony on January 21.
