Musk Finds Thousands of Discarded Trump Ballots at Twitter

Elon Musk has really made a name for himself lately.  His acquisition of social media giant Twitter has peeled back eyelids from Wall Street to Saudi Arabia.

What’s really interesting is what he’s begun to do.  He’s combing the headquarters for secrets and hidden agendas, left there before him.  Blocked Twitter accounts for no reason.  Conspiracies to have large groups of conservatives silenced.  In one case, a giant hidden cache of pornography.

But just yesterday, while searching through a broom and supply closet on the third floor near the massage room, Elon stumbled upon a trove of large boxes, each one, he says, filled to the brim with ballots from the 2020 election – all filled out for Donald Trump.

Twitter’s new Director of Absolute Nonsense, Joe Konders, declared it proof positive of the stealing of an American election.

“This is proof positive of the stealing of an American election,” he screamed.  “This isn’t a grainy photo of boxes or bags under a desk, or grainy footage of some random guy walking past a drop box.  This is grainy reality.  These ballots are all there.  Although, they are mostly in crayon and spelled wrong.”

Musk has contacted the United States Congress for confirmation, but has as of yet, not received a reply.  It’s all coming, “president” Biden.  Prepare for your comeuppance!