Kid Rock has a pretty impressive career all around. He’s a hit musician as well as a fantastic actor. Who can forget his incredible performance in Joe Dirt? Raised in Michigan, this Kid has come an awful long way.

“He’s for something special,” Roseanne told Vanity Fair, “when you watch the scene at the end with him and Brandy you can really see the pain in his eyes.” The showrunner says she’s happy to have him for the three episodes but she hopes he’ll sign on for more.

The Kid, born James Larry Tesbocher in 1969, grew up in a trailer and lived a life of poverty. What’s most impressive is that he chose to live that way, since his trailer was located on four acres his dad gave him behind the family mansion. Sure, Kid could have used all that money and influence, but he swears he didn’t.

“I’m just another redneck straight out the trailer yo,” Kid says all the time, “Y’all don’t even know.”

Several people who do know say the whole thing is a ruse and the Tesbocher grew up a wealthy brat pretending to be poor, Billy Joel style. “Billy is my idol,” Kid said, “so it’s only natch that I would want to be like him.”

Joel confirmed that he was born and raised on Long Island with plenty of privilege. “Nothing like Kid Rock,” he said, “but I think it’s great he idolizes an actual musician.”

We look forward to seeing him on Roseanne’s new show. God Bless America.

4 Comments

  1. kevin jon jacobson

    Now here’s a couple of deplorable buttheads stuck in some weird time warp cult from years ago. Go away already Rosanne. You sucked then and do now. You too kid rock hard puffed uppusssy. She’s lame comedy and you are low calabar rap/music?? crap? What the heck are you thinking kid labia when you try and sing like that? Okay, Lets vote, you two shouldn’t because your minds are fkd up. I nominate trump or Matt Gaetes the perv boy for president? How about MTG for VP under the desk? Nope, she’s not young enough and looks like a bleached blonde monkey. Surely a woman from hell. Trump is going to jail, nevermind.

  2. MABEL JOHNSON

    ROCK YOU WILL DO WELL , THIS SHOW IS BIGGER THAN THE VEIW , IT IS GETTING RECORD NUMBERS. MAY BE WOKE IS NOT THE WAY TO GO HUMM.

  3. Mary Fosnough

    It’ll be nice to see an un woke show. So sick of people catering to mentally ill people to play along with their confusion.

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