Senator Bob Comer didn’t simply “misplace” a vital piece of the investigative puzzle of the corrupt 2016 Clinton campaign. He disappeared, without a trace.

According to Congressional Page Commander Joe Barron, a man known only as “Steven Lee Ashbaucher” was supposed to provide intel to the committee investigating the allegations of election interference and why the FBI decided to look into it.

Ashbaucher disappeared from his DC hotel room the day before the hearing. “He just…vanished,” said a hotel security guard, “all the cameras went black for about 30 seconds and we never heard from him again.” The Clintons are now the number one suspects.

The FBI has recused itself from the investigation, leaving it to the local police. “We want transparency here,” said Deputy Director Art Tubolls.

Local cops tried to look into the matter but Ashbaucher was staying at the Hotel Harrington, which is on federal land, so they have no jurisdiction. We asked Detective Sandy Batt, who was celebrating a birthday, who would be looking into the Clintons.

“I would,” she said, “if the hotel was on the other side of the street. That’s FBI territory.”

Unfortunately, with the FBI recusing itself, the case will likely go unsolved. Or…maybe that was the plan all along.

The pile of bodies with their name on them just keeps getting higher, patriots. God Bless America.

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