Former Director of the National Institute of Health and the man complicit in the deaths of millions of people around the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has accepted a position with the very lab he used to create the virus in the first place.
The Wuhan Center for Virology, which Fauci funded for gain of function testing, has offered Dr. Death $130 million to go there and most likely create another pandemic.
While we have no way to confirm that then story is true, we do want to believe it, and we know our fans will want to believe it, because then Fauci is even more evil than we first thought. If that’s the case, someone has to be there to organize the Minions.
“If he’s going to be the world’s most notorious supervillain,” said Kevin, “He’s going to need us.” At least, we think that’s we said.
He then joined several others in a chorus of “Banana Ooh Na Na” with Camilla Cabello, who has agreed to write the score for the next movie: “Ventilator: A Story of Minion Madness,” slated for release in 2027.
Hopefully the movie flops so we can blame that on Fauci, too. That bastard. God Bless America.
