Dr. Anthony Fauci has officially been charged with nearly three million counts of murder in seven countries that recognize the International Criminal Court, according to this image we found on the internet:
We have no plausible way to know whether or not the image is real, other than the obvious: It looks pretty real.l; The date is even backwards like it came from Europe somewhere. The one clue, the small box that seems to say “satire,” isn’t really important, since everyone knows satire is just a way around the fact-checkers and that there’s never anything that reveals those sources as satire. Other than the disclaimers and stuff.
Anyway, once we’ve confirmed that Fauci is a wanted fugitive, you can start calling in your tips to Interpol. They’ll be very interested in what you have to say.
“We’re urging citizens not to take matters into their own hands,” said Interpol Chief Interpolian Joe Barron, “They took away the funding for his security detail, but they’re private contractors comprised of former special forces operatives who will Ashli Babbitt you without giving it a second thought.”
That’s sound advice, patriots. Just shoot them an email at Interpol@gmail.com and let them know if you see him out grabbing a bagel or something.
Thank you for your service, and God bless America.