In a bombshell development that has Democrats sweating and shredders working overtime, Attorney General Pam Bondi has reportedly received multiple requests from the FBI to appoint special prosecutors to investigate Hillary Clinton, George Soros, and Barack Obama for their alleged roles in election interference during the 2020 presidential race.

According to sources inside the Justice Department, the requests stem from new evidence that suggests these three high-profile Democrats may have played a more active role than previously known in manipulating the outcome of the election. While details remain classified, insiders hint at “a complex web of influence,” including everything from shadowy backroom deals to a suspiciously high volume of bulk mail-in ballots being delivered by couriers who all just happened to be registered Democrats.

“This could be bigger than Watergate,” said Congressman Joe Barron, who has already preemptively called for prison cells to be reserved. “The American people deserve to know what really happened in 2020. And based on what I’ve seen, we’re talking about a level of interference that would make a Russian hacker blush.”

The Three-Pronged Conspiracy

Investigators are reportedly focusing on three key areas:

  1. Hillary Clinton’s ‘Non-Profit’ Voting Initiative – Documents suggest Clinton may have funneled millions into “grassroots voter engagement” programs, which, upon closer inspection, consisted mainly of paying volunteers to knock on doors and remind people that Donald Trump was still president. The initiative also allegedly included a phone banking system where callers would repeatedly sigh and say, “Really? You’re still voting for him?” before hanging up.
  2. George Soros’ Suspicious Funding Trail – Records indicate that Soros-backed organizations distributed thousands of pre-paid gift cards labeled “Democracy Bonus” to voters in battleground states. When asked about this, a Soros spokesperson claimed the money was “just for gas and snacks.” However, investigators found multiple recipients who confirmed they were given specific instructions to “vote blue and enjoy a complimentary 7-Eleven hot dog.”
  3. Barack Obama’s Mysterious ‘Advisory’ Role – Perhaps most shocking is the allegation that former President Obama was conducting off-the-record strategy meetings with key election officials. While some have brushed this off as harmless political consulting, leaked audio suggests otherwise. In one clip, Obama can reportedly be heard chuckling and saying, “Don’t worry, we got this.” Bondi’s office is currently analyzing whether “we” referred to the Democratic Party, the Deep State, or a more nefarious globalist lizard council.

The Fallout Begins

Senator Art Tubolls has already called for immediate arrests, stating, “We don’t need more hearings. We don’t need more reports. We need handcuffs and a bus ticket to Guantanamo.” Tubolls has introduced emergency legislation titled the “Stop the Steal, For Real This Time Act,” which would strip anyone found guilty of election interference of their right to own a yacht or have a Netflix deal.

Meanwhile, Pam Bondi remains tight-lipped, though sources close to her office say she is “taking these requests very seriously” and has reportedly ordered an extra-large file folder labeled “LOCK HER (AND THEM) UP.”

At press time, Clinton, Soros, and Obama had not responded to the allegations, though Obama was last seen boarding a private jet, carrying what appeared to be a suitcase labeled “Nothing Suspicious, Definitely Not a Go Bag.”