Is this a case of the pot calling the kettle black?  (Nothing personal, Whoopi.)

ABC, the network that airs and controls the top morning show The View has filed a lawsuit in the fifth district criminal court against their own star, Whoopi Goldberg.  The charge?  Breach of contract.

Why?  How?  Yeah, I don’t know either.  But that’s what happened.  Court reporter Sandra Batt was there yesterday morning for an exclusive interview.

“Yeah, they’re suing Whoopi for something like a katrillion dollars.  That’s a one with eleventy thousand zeros after it.  It’s basically, all the money in the world.  Hey, don’t look at me, I’m just a name that gets put into these articles.”

The suit, which makes little sense, follows up earlier lawsuit stories about Kyle Rittenhouse and Roseanne Barr that are equally as nonsensical, yet believed fully by the idiotic, almost clinically stupid Trump contingent.

“I am convinced that ABC is the devil in disguise as an amorphous company,” says Father Lewis Colon of Her Mother of Questionable Morals church.  “This is what devils do.  Except Rittenhouse.  That’s real.  I read it on America’s Last Line of Defense.”

What Colon is referring to is a satirical, say it with me now, trumptards, SATIRICAL Facebook page, run by liberal trolls like Busta.  He also makes awesome stuff in his home studio.  Like Trump heads.  Can’t get enough of those.  Mine is pink.


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