Twitter has become an ever-changing landscape of ideas as new owner Elon Musk tries to navigate into the future of social media. The company is losing $4 million per day, but Musk isn’t worried. He knows that the money means nothing compared to the implications of a free forum for all people to express themselves without oversight or retribution for their opinions.
The new plan, according to sources close to the billionaire, is to make everyone feel included by making every single verified user a part-owner of the company. “It’s a brilliant plan,” says financial guru Joe Barron of Sachyman, Shwidt, and Peasley, “nobody has ever taken a company and just…divided it up before. It’s going to start a new management and possibly even an investing craze.”
Musk plans to issue each verified user their own login platform accessible with a non-fungible token, or NFT. Inside the portal will be a welcome area that says “Welcome Twitter Owners” and offers a survey to improve the platform. According to analysts, the value of each token will depend on a lot of things.
“You can’t just assign value to something,” says economist Art Tubolls, “it has to actually be worth something.” Musk’s plan decentralizes the ownership of the company and puts it all on a blockchain, a thing Baby Boomers will struggle to understand, because you can’t put the change in your coin purse.
If it works, Twitter could be the next step in human evolution. God bless Elon Musk.
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