With all the complete anarchy going on in the American financial sector, money to cover special projects and necessary bonds is in short supply. Many in Congress and the Senate are forced to be…creative…in their options.
Well, “creative” is New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s second middle name.
The lefty legislator made a suggestion in the latest meeting of the body of politicians just yesterday, after seeing a news report on Fox detailing the massive legal wins made by hero massacre-artist Kyle Rittenhouse. She believes we should TAX those gains.
“I believe it would be a good idea to tax those gains,” she told Joe Barron of the Queefsociated Press. “Like maybe at about 90% and junk. What, is that like, crazy?”
AOC’s tax would be withdrawn and used for several green new deal projects, as well as covering new ice cream budgets for Nancy Pelosi and hair and nail maintenance for herself and a close circle of friends.
But why Rittenhouse, specifically? For thoughts on the matter, we turned to ourselves, crack reporter Fallis Gunnington.
“Well, we’ve noticed that articles that do the best recently, usually have to do with Whoopi Goldberg and Kyle Rittenhouse. A healthy dose of AOC helps. See, Trumpers and conservatives in general, are monumentally stupid and backwards. So, you know, why not.”
Rittenhouse has filed another lawsuit against Ocasio-Cortez for something or other. I mean, it has about as much precedent as any of the mass of other phony suits we’ve made up out of thin air.
