Whoopi Goldberg has been many things throughout her career. Horse caregiver. Space bartender. Psychic ghost-conductor who ends up screaming and running around a lot with her arms flailing. Wacky nun.
Now, however, comes the time for her most challenging role yet : the bebraided entertainer has been tapped for the lead role in HBO’s upcoming drama series The Granny Tranny Nanny, on Saturday nights at ten p.m. The series will co-star Sopranoes actor Joe “Medium Pussy” Barron and British thespian Idris Elba as a bean bag chair. That guy can play anything.
Goldberg is not actually transgenedered. Let’s make that perfectly clear. This article is about a ROLE that she’s not even playing, since this is a satirical page. I suspect it won’t matter to the bulbous empty-headed potatriot crowd, who will simply read the headline and begin foaming at the dick.
Goldberg is a favorite target of the Trump cult since she has a successful daytime talk show that, despite other of our articles to the contrary, is a cash cow, and is black. Trump’s racist contingent is always standing up and standing by.
At any rate, let’s take a guess at the so-called “hilarious” comments that are sure to follow.
“Of course she is she’s a democrat!”
“Get her off the air.”
And of course, don’t forget: “Lets go Brandon!” There’s always one dumb shitprick who just got out of his ESL class at the Y.
