Sitting at his desk in Mar-A-Lago, the 45th President of the United States, Donald J Trump, is beaming with pride. “We’re making America great again by banning abortion!” Trump bellowed. He knew this day would come. And came it did. Staring at the flag, an eagle and a portrait of Jesus on the wall, Trump knew he’d made his savior and the forefathers of his nation proud.
This, he knows, was the key to MAGA all along. Getting abortion banned would set the wheels in motion to finally taking this country back. Back to a time where God mattered and people, the right people, would celebrate and flourish and enjoy the nation that he knew we could be, molded by the Lord and the founding fathers. That’s right patriots. Taking America back.
Taking it back to a time where abortion was illegal, that gay people had to stay in the closet or risk prosecution. Trump knew that once abortion was deemed illegal, the next shoe to drop would be gay marriage, taking the nation back to its godly and humble beginnings. 1776 patriots! But it’s a process and it will take time. And it doesn’t stop there.
Once abortion and marriage equality is thrown out the window, up next is that ungodly land of Hollywood. Like the church ladies of the 1920s who screamed for censorship knowing that the moving pictures were going to be the downfall of America, this godly Supreme Court will take on Hollywood. Why do you think Disney has been in the crosshairs? Soon we’ll be able to censor the ungodly movies and music just like the good old days. It’s all coming together patriots!
And it doesn’t stop there! While we’re back in the 1920’s, how about bringing back prohibition? It’s not just booze that makes these liberals lose their minds. They’re on the marijuana weed drugs too! Just think about bringing back prohibition and stopping the marijuana legalization in its tracks! This is America, a free nation, a free nation for white evangelical Christian conservatives and we have no tolerance for these mind altering poisons!
And it doesn’t stop there. There’s so much we can do as a nation to bring us back to greatness. To Make America Great Again. These liberals shouldn’t be able to speak Ill against God nor a Godly government. The First Amendment has been hijacked by liberals and atheists and it’s time that it stops. We can have it all. Everything that we think that we want, turning America into the tyrannical religious theocracy that conservatives think would be best. A Handmaid’s Tale is just the beginning.
And while we slide back into the dark ages and the racist and hateful times that truly made America great for a handful of its citizens while beating the rest into submission, finally, America, the America that we don’t want taught in schools, according to Florida spokesman Joe Barton, will finally be great again. God bless this land.
