For President-Elect Joe Biden, the transition period has been arduous at best. With Trump still fighting against the clear and present voter fraud in the election, the traditional transition of power has been stifled by uncertainty and delusion.
For these reasons, Biden has enlisted the talents of well-known expediter Omar Little to promote the transition process.
Little’s task is simple: encourage Trump and his regime to vacate the White House using any means necessary. He possesses a very distinct skill set that is perfect for this job.
His repertoire includes a high level of aptitude with a shotgun, a large caliber handgun, and a propensity for homosexual seduction. He insights fear in his marks by calmly whistling “A-Hunting We Will Go” while stalking them.
Upon his first visit to the White House to case the joint, secret service agents were seen fleeing the south lawn as he approached. They all yelled, “Omar comin’!! Omar comin’!!” as they ran, terrified and defeated.
Grown men specially trained and committed to protecting the president, even if it means giving their own lives, could not overcome the sense of dread Omar Little instilled in their souls.
Next, it was on to Congress. While not directly related to ousting Trump from office, Little is thorough and leaves no stone unturned, always keeping every option open. It is thought that he may use his homosexual wiles to win favor with senator Lindsey Graham.
This could easily lead to a 3-some with Vice President Mike Pence, Little being the lone top. Once established, he would essentially be running both the White House and Congress from a motel room just outside of Georgetown.
From first making his name on the streets of Baltimore to now being hired by the soon to be most powerful man in the world, Omar Little is a testimony to perseverance. His hiring also shows us Biden’s commitment to diversity.
Little is the first openly homosexual gangster to ever be appointed by a president-elect. That is something little gay gangsters all over the country can aspire to be.
