Soon-to-be House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries says the Democrats will make some “important” changes on their very first day in office.
“That sign over the chamber door comes down,” said Jeffries. “It’s offensive to a lot of our party, and it violates the separation of church and state clause of the 1st Amendment.”
This reporter noted that Pelosi did the same thing when she took over as Speaker, and Jeffries replied, “She was a very smart woman.”
Pelosi responded to our request for a quote with a written statement:
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While we found the lack of grammar disappointing, we appreciated that she gave us only the 13 seconds of copy-and-paste action we deserve before moving on with her day.
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