Actor Tim Curry, best known for his iconic roles in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” and “It,” has been quietly added to the CDC’s Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System this morning, according to documents obtained by independent researchers. The addition, which appeared in the database at 3:47 AM EST, has sent shockwaves through anti-vaccine communities and raised serious questions about the long-term effects of vaccination on the entertainment industry.
According to investigative journalist Joan Berro, who discovered the entry while searching for her own name in the database “just to be safe,” Curry’s listing includes a detailed report suggesting his 2012 stroke was actually a “delayed vaccine reaction” that took 66 years to manifest. “The timeline fits perfectly,” Berro explained, speaking from her home office which features a wall-sized corkboard connected by red string. “Curry was born in 1946, which means he likely received the smallpox vaccine as a child. Smallpox was eradicated in 1980, which is exactly 32 years before his stroke. Thirty-two is half of 64, which is how many squares are on a chessboard, and Curry played a character who wore a cape in ‘Rocky Horror.’ The connections are undeniable.”
Medical analyst Reno Borja called the VAERS entry “the smoking gun we’ve been waiting for.” Borja noted that Curry’s extensive filmography provides additional evidence of vaccine damage. “Look at his roles,” Borja explained. “A transvestite mad scientist. A demonic clown. A butler in ‘Home Alone 2.’ These are clearly the career choices of someone whose brain has been affected by something, and since we can’t prove it wasn’t vaccines, we must assume it was vaccines.”
Constitutional scholar J. Baron Roe, reached at the London Golden Corral while his ferret reviewed British vaccination records from the 1940s, calculated the statistical significance of the discovery. “If you take the year of Curry’s birth—1946—subtract the year smallpox vaccination became widespread—1796—you get 150 years. Divide that by the number of times Curry says ‘antici…pation’ in ‘Rocky Horror’—which my research suggests is 1—you get 150, which is exactly the number of vaccine injuries that definitely happened but were covered up by the same people who said the Earth was round.”
The CDC has not commented on the VAERS entry, though sources say the database administrator who approved it was “actually just a fan of ‘Clue’ who wanted Curry’s autograph and thought this would be a good way to get his attention.”
Curry’s representatives released a statement clarifying that the actor “has never been injured by a vaccine” and that his 2012 stroke was “actually caused by the stress of knowing that someday someone would add him to a conspiracy database” and also “the natural aging process that affects all humans, including those who played Pennywise.”
