Hollywood actress Gal Gadot has officially parted ways with Disney, stating that her time with the studio was “a living nightmare” and that she has no intention of ever working for them again.
At first, the casting of Gadot as the Evil Queen in the upcoming Snow White remake seemed like a match made in Hollywood heaven. After all, what better way to bring an iconic fairy tale villain to life than with a real-life Amazonian warrior goddess? Fans were thrilled. Gadot was thrilled. Even Disney, in their infinite wisdom, seemed to acknowledge that sometimes casting an actual movie star is a good idea.
But then… reality hit.
From Fairy Tale to Woke Dystopia
According to inside sources (a.k.a. people who actually saw what was happening on set and survived to tell the tale), what was supposed to be a classic reimagining of Snow White quickly turned into yet another bizarre, “progressive” lecture disguised as a movie.
- The dwarfs were gone, replaced by seven multi-ethnic, non-binary woodland activists who refuse to be called “small” because size is a social construct.
- The Evil Queen wasn’t actually evil, just misunderstood and fighting against monarchy-imposed beauty standards.
- And Snow White? Well, she didn’t even need a prince anymore—because strong, independent women don’t need love, happiness, or anything remotely enjoyable.
Gal Gadot Speaks Out
For a while, Gadot tried to be a team player. She smiled through interviews, nodded along as Rachel Zegler ranted about how Snow White is actually about the dangers of capitalism, and pretended not to notice that the entire production was slowly imploding.
But eventually, even Wonder Woman has her limits.
“I thought I was signing on to play one of the greatest villains of all time,” Gadot reportedly told friends. “Instead, I found myself trapped in a bizarre lecture on gender identity, climate change, and why traditional storytelling is evil.”
She also allegedly clashed with Disney executives, who kept rewriting the script to make sure the Queen didn’t come off as too “problematic.” At one point, they even considered cutting the famous poisoned apple scene—because apparently, offering someone food without verbal consent is “a form of coercion.”
When the final straw came, Gadot walked off set and never looked back.
Disney’s Response
Unsurprisingly, Disney is already scrambling to do damage control.
Their official statement? “Gal Gadot has chosen to explore other opportunities, and we wish her the best.”
Translation? “She wasn’t woke enough for us, so we’re going to pretend this never happened.”
What’s Next for Gadot?
With Disney in the rearview mirror, Gadot is moving on to better things. Reports suggest she’s already in talks to star in a major action franchise that doesn’t require its lead actress to apologize for being beautiful.
Meanwhile, Disney’s Snow White remake was released… to an audience of approximately no one.
As for Rachel Zegler? She’s already using her Twitter fingers to blame misogyny for the movie tanking.
God Bless America.
