Facebook Begins Censoring the Word ‘Christmas’

Facebook, and it’s parent company Meta, run by Mark Zuckerberg, are giants in the world of finance and social media.  They’re part of the big top Five stock indicators that help to drive stock markets and dividend adjustments.

So it would be a bad thing, you’d think, for them to go “woke”, and randomly target a certain religious group for censorship on the platform, right?  You’d think.

Welcome to Project BT-5150-a, commonly known as the “Roman Algorithm”, an automated update to Facebook’s regular censorship selection system that will include new terms to put you in Facebook jail for.  “Blumpkin.”  “David Copperfield.”  And, yes, “Christmas” with a capital “Christ.”

Sandy Batt of Facebook/Meta Programming Dickery says you can expect the algorithm to be running next week.

“No more Christmas, no more ‘Amen’.  No more religious balderdash whatsoever.  Jesus, that’s out.  Allah, Yahweh, that guy from space in Scientology.  All of em gone.  You want religion on your social media?  Go to Trump’s Truth Social.  Believe me, it’s all garbage over there.”

Still safe on Facebook is referring to the holiday as “Xmas” or similar alternatives.  But won’t Christians be upset?  Let’s go ask one that we found in Cousinhumper, Alabama.

“Ah think it’s a terrible thang that we can’t say nothin’ no more on the Facebooks,” says mud sculptor Clete Torris.  “They’ll put ya in jail nowadays jest fer sayin’ Jews breathe fire and lay eggs!”