What do YOU want for Christmas? A new car? World peace? A guitar shaped like the Millenium Falcon, like me?
Well, you won’t find any of those in the Ukraine, which is where our President, the nineteenth best of all time Joe Biden, will be spending his Christmas this year.
Eager to further his anti-Putin march and radical pro-Democracy agenda, Biden and his wife Jill will be flying out of Washington on December 21st on Air Force One, and will land at Mariinskyi Palace, home of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. A raucous holiday weekend will then ensue.
Journalist Joe Barron was there for Biden’s announcement on the veranda at the White House’s Trump Embarrassment Garden.
“I will be spending this year’s Christmas holiday in the Ukraine with my friend Volodymyr. He has a PlayStation 5 and his own Basketball court and bowling alley. We’ve already set up like, 8 kegs of Molson Golden beer and a great big feast of turkey stuffed with adrenochrome. Ho ho ho, bitches!”
The President and his wife will fly back on the 27th, after the traditional hangover day.
Joining Biden on the flight, will also be 50 close friends and relatives, including the Obama’s and Nancy Pelosi with her famous fancy pants ice creams.
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