It has been a tumultuous time the past few months in America. From a pandemic, to riots, looting, and the return of the Jeh’di terrorist group in Pakistan, the very core of our values as Americans is being challenged.

Luckily for us, we have a wise President with the right temperament to see us through the storm. It has been difficult for us all, but there is now a new hope.

In an address today in the Rose Garden, President Trump gave an update on the current state of affairs:

“We are winning the war against the invisible enemy, the phantom menace. The rogue one will be defeated and it will be no more. I alone, solo, am the one that can stop it. I have the best people on this thing.

Head researcher, Galen Erso, has developed a new treatment method that includes taking the virus, cloning it, doing some science on it, and putting these clones into the patient. There, these edited clones of the virus will attack the other bad virus in the patient. I like to call it the attack of the clones. It’s pretty neat stuff they tell me.”

This is great news for all Americans. It looks like there is a light at the end of the tunnel after all, but we must remain vigilant, and do everything in our power to ensure that there will be no revenge of the Si’ith, the evil terrorist group that released this virus onto the world.

We will still face many challenges, but with the leadership of President Trump, and the intelligence of the American people, there is no limit to what we can accomplish. Just look at the great state of the country. We are in good hands.

Keep American Great Again and forever and ever, Amen.

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