Youngest daughter and fourth-born child of our President has been fraught with drama and controversy since she came out as a socialist, earlier this year. The move resulted in her father disowning her and writing her out of the will, until such time as she renounces socialism and becomes a Republican again. All of her siblings have also disowned her, with Melania, in particular, calling her a “traitor.”

Friends and family at first believed that Tiffany’s will would be broken after her father cut off her credit cards and mobile phone. Though she initially struggled, however, her cause was picked up by local socialists and Antifa generals, who helped pad her income to the point where she seemed to have no more need for her father’s immense fortune.

Still, President Trump hoped that his little girl would come around, and asked a priest to intercede on his behalf.

It seems that this severe punishment has only hardened her heart against her father’s holy cause, and the youngest Trump daughter has been reportedly arrested at an Antifa riot in Seattle.

Sources close to the president report that Tiffany has been in and out of jail due to concerns over possible infections in custody, and she has spent her time tearing down statues, burning flags, and engaging in riots with her fellow socialists.

Distraught, President Trump attempted to call his daughter, to offer her bail, to bring her back to Washington DC, and to get her institutionalized in the best insane asylum on the east coast to help her heal. The generous offer was snubbed, and Tiffany is reported to have told her father “you’ve never loved me. Now your name is mud.”

Efforts between the President and the Pentagon continue, with the hopes to have a military response to Tiffany’s rebellion, to capture her and bring her home before she further soils her father’s good name.

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