Publisher Dumps Steven King After Twitter Suspends Him

Oh, Steven King.  His name has become synonymous with things that go bump in the night and evil clowns that peer out of sewer drains.

Liberals in particular seem to have made him into their hero ever since he began taking to social media site Twitter to make fun of owmer/operator Elon Musk.  King complained about the eleven dollar checkmark fee, and got Musk to reduce it to eight.  It was eventually dropped altogether.

Now the sleepy creepy towns of Castle Rock and Derry will have to go it alone, after Musk simply had enough of the billion dollar author, and suspended his Twitter feed indefinitely.  But that’s not all.  His publisher announced this morning the abrupt severing of ties with Cujo’s master, a devastating blow.

“We are sick and tired of our former client waving his liberal politics flag for all to see,” says Marsten House Publishing’s owner Sandy Batt.

“If he wants more attention from the public for his snowflake nonsense, he can ride a different bullet.”

King’s response came through his Secretary, known only as “Ace”, who simply tweeted a photo of an X-ray of male genitalia with electrodes attatched and an arrow labeled “Elon Semetary.”

Kimg has reportedly contacted legal representitive Andy Dufresne for help with the publishing situation.  M O O N.  That spells crazy shit.