Citizens of America, it’s time to rejoice.  Not only is the stinkfest known as The View leaving the small screen in your mornings never to darken it again, but it’s replacement is an old friend that you’ve probably missed for some time now.

         No, not that fruitcake.

That’s right – veteran news anchor and talk show master Bill O’Reilly is returning to television next week with his newest production, The O’Reilly Hour’, to be broadcast from 10 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. every weekday.

Bill will be back in his all-new studio, with a host of guests spanning the political and entertainment spectrum.  His very first week will include luminaries like Mike Lindell, Matt Goetz, and former bodyguard to the stars Joe Barron.

During it’s recent acquisition by billionaire…or millionaire Elon Musk, ABC has gone through a laundry list of changes, including the hemorrhaging View, which has been losing ratings since last year.  Many target host Whoopi Goldberg’s liberal unpopularity for the switcheroo.

Show runners tell our investigators that O’Reilly talked his way into the show by emphasizing his growing debt problem, owing hundreds of millions to various gambling establishments and settled lawsuit payments.  His loofah sponge habit alone is substantial.

The O’Reilly Hour will be followed daily by the new Jane Fonda Extravaganza, which will run from 10:15 until noon, and feature an all Black Lives Matter studio audience.

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  1. Jane Fonda WTF Elon Black lives Matter WTF Elon Jane Fonda is a traitor and BLM is nothing but a bunch of Racist that cause nothing but riots and destruction and hate WTF Elon

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