The NNLB Officially Begins Investigating ABC For Debate Debacle

The NNLB, otherwise known as the National News Licensing Board has seen enough. What happened during the Trump/ Harris debate was a bridge too far. The NNLB grants news licenses to networks. And the NNLB is seriously considering yanking ABC’s News License.

The NNLB is an organization older than television itself. They monitored the newspapers and newsreels shown in theaters in the 1920s to ensure fairness in the news media. They are a governmental agency that is charged with granting and renewing  news licenses.

NNLB president Joseph Barron, Esq,issued a notice to the ABC network that action will be taken after the network helped Kamala Harris out and attempted to hurt President Trump. “We couldn’t believe our eyes, seeing how corrupt and biased that they were”.

Donald Trump was forced by ABC to let stupid shit just drop from his mouth. Cats and dogs, no actual plans, sounding like a broken record and admitting that he’s mentally unwell and unfit to be president is unfair.  It’s obvious that they were working with commie Kamala, just letting him speak.

“They really did make him look bad” says board member Sandy Batt. “The level of ignorant shit that spewed from his mouth was astounding”. She went on to say that never before had a candidate been dog walked like that.

Will the NNLB yank their news license? Is there even a real thing as a news license or did he just make that up like I made up the NNLB? Stay tuned.